b) What Roy O’Dell Gray Sr is thinking when the mic is off………..And remember, celebrate Sun City South Africa, Sun City Apple Valley, Solera at Anthem, Sun City Shadow Hills, Sun City Hilton Head, Sun City Summerlin, Sun City Aliante, Sun City Grand, Sun City Lincoln Hills, Sun City West, Sun City Oro Valley, Sun City Center, Wooddale Village, Sun City Texas, Sun City Roseville, Sun City Gardens, Sun City Carolina Lakes, Sun City Mesquite, Sun City Palm Desert, The Original Fun Sun City, Sun City Huntley, Sun City Peachtree and Sun City communities everywhere with Jazz Joy and Roy from 12:15am to 11:15pm pacific Saturday March 3rd 2018—–Email: JazzJoyandRoy@gmail.com—–Roy O’Dell Gray Sr hosts “News and Politics from Jazz Joy and Roy”–An iHeartRadio sensation–”Since 2007, jamming you out of your politically pissed off state of mind with timeless commentary and 10 hour music sweeps.”—-All new radio syndication and podcast feed: https://jazzjoyandroy.com/category/news-politics/feed/

1. The meaning of opaque is unclear.

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2. I wasn’t going to get a brain transplant but then I changed my mind.

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3. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It’s very time consuming.

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4. A man tried to assault me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy!

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5. I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I can’t put it down.

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6. If there was someone selling marijuana in our neighborhood, weed know about it.

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7. It’s a lengthy article about ancient Japanese sword fighters but I can Sumurais it for you.

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8. It’s not that the man couldn’t juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.

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9. So what if I don’t know the meaning of the word ‘apocalypse’? It’s not the end of the world.

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10. Police were called to the daycare center. A 3-year old was resisting a rest.

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11. The other day I held the door open for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester

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12. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I Noah guy.

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13. Alternative facts are aversion of the truth.

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14. I used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it.

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15. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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16. Did you know they won’t be making yardsticks any longer?

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17. I used to be allergic to soap but I’m clean now.

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18. The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.

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19. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him? The suspension is killing me.

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20. Do you have weight loss mantras? Fat chants!

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21. My tailor is happy to make a new pair of pants for me. Or sew it seams.

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22. What is a thesaurus’s favorite dessert? Synonym buns…

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23. A relief map shows where the restrooms are.

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24. There was a big paddle sale at the boat store. It was quite an oar deal.

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25. How do they figure out the price of hammers? answer: Per pound.

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–Author unknown, thanks Ken

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