Booking Roy to DJ or voice a bunch of stuff during the October thru March season is as easy as 1. Call 714-421-1838 —2. Email your scripts, music or genre choices to — 3. Pay your $695.00 bill right after the performance or prepay for a huge discount; remembering that Roy believes Roy can bring even more joy to Roy’s frequently pissed off yet alarmingly beautiful, sensual and ‘fun to massage’ wife Kathy; Roy’s family; neighbors; clients; and global Jazz Joy and Roy radio listeners…longer if Roy never ever gets Covid-19, so each person who approaches the DJ booth is asked to remain at least 12 feet away from the famous asthmatic announcer and Kathy

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