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...the host of Jazz Joy andRoy Global Radio® (JJ&R). Roy O’Dell Gray is an American DJ. Despite being the first cousin of the late Michael Gray, who was the sensational singing voice of 'Fat Albert' on the legendary cartoon series, Roy O'Dell came down with a shockingly severe case of permanent CSS ('Can't-Sang-Syndrome') at an early age (diagnosed by members of the legendary Platters singing group who shall go unnamed to protect their estates), but went on to earn a bunch of 'chump change' as a drummer behind extraordinary entertainers like Charles Brown, Carole 'Ginger' Gray and Harmonica Fats. Gray later spent a couple decades working with broadcast vehicles like Richmond, Virginia’s then-CBS affiliate WTVR AM 1380/FM 98 (whose angry listeners fascinated Roy, who created Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio years later to help calm down pissed off people) and various other terrestrial and online radio stations/networks as on-air talent before rising to global fame and misfortune in 2008 when Roy-----O’Dell------Gray's beautiful, leggy eventual wife Kathy* who has gorgeous blue eyes, downtown brown hair and a killer smile, overheard American television star Telma Hopkins, best known as the singer who said, “Shut yo mouth!” on the Isaac Hayes “Shaft” hit, Aunt Rachel on Family Matters and co-founder of American singing group Tony Orlando and Dawn, shout, “Man, what a great voice (Roy-----O’Dell------Gray) has!” Hopkins readily agreed when Kathy asked Roy-----O’Dell------Gray to ask Hopkins to recreate her comment about Roy-----O’Dell------Gray in a now iconic promo for Jazz-----Joy-----and-----Roy (JJ&R) Global Radio®. *Kathy is also credited with saving the asthmatic Roy O'Dell Gray's life with orange peels in the radio control room of The International Christian Network in Ontario USA. In an unrelated incident, Kathy even elected not to have some fun by telling Ontario police, "No, I've never seen this black guy before in my life!" after cops stormed the radio station when Roy inadvertently put in the wrong code on the alarm system that protected the broadcast studios. Kathy also joined Roy and Mary Mary's Warryn and Erica Campbell at the funeral of Roy's father Clarence. While Hollywood insiders like Morgan Freeman's son Alfonso were reportedly taken aback when Kathy changed her name from Kathryn Diane Hanson to Kathryn Diane Gray, it was a no-brainer for Roy, who fell madly in love with Kathy, despite initially trying to keep their Well-Endowed Radio Host Ho/Attractive Radio Assistant With Huge Knockers relationship strictly business by limiting to just one hour the pre-show radio couch massages Roy regularly gave to Kathy ....Kathy is also credited with being a walking radio station and selecting the wide variety of music that Roy plays on Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio, garnering praise from DJ booth visitors like Mitch Roberts who said, “I’ve been walking for what felt like miles because I just had to come tell you, Roy, that the mix of music you have played year after year and the way you put everything together is awesome!” ———Kathy is also credited with creating the popular 'Lookalike' shows (among many others) for Jazz Joy and Roy and finally convincing Roy in 2020 to allow advertisers to pay JazzJoyandRoy.com for ads, correctly assuring her usually-open-minded-but-sometimes stubborn husband that Roy’s concerns about edgy Jazz Joy and Roy content and general creativity being compromised were unfounded....Kathy is also credited with not murdering Roy as Roy takes extraordinary steps to keep Kathy safe in what Roy describes as their Pandemic Prison Cell, as well as, when Roy gives an inspirational speech about the joy and rewards of perseverance, before revealing buried leads like, “Yes, Sugar Honey Baby Sup Kathryn, I did find the remote, hooray!” Kathy is also credited with fighting for over a decade and counting the temptation to divorce Roy O'Dell Gray over what listeners in some towns might refer to as Roy's uppity marital rules like, "Only I, Roy O'Dell Gray Sr, and not the wife, shall do the massaging and dish washing while lifting weights (especially if it is learned that the wife's relative had a stroke while washing dishes), as well as, unhooking and removing of the wife's proverbial 'over the shoulder boulder holder' and now, go forth, Dear Wife, for I have spoken!" ....Kathy is also credited with never laughing loud enough to be rude when Roy, who admits he is not the handiest of guys, declares, with an extremely serious face, that “I’m all over this one” and tries for hours to fix stuff around the house before having to call on brilliant former engineer neighbors like Tony, who typically turns one or two screws to complete the task in less than a minute without laughing loud enough to be rude....Kathy is also credited with not getting overly pissed off when Roy joyfully gives DJ and voice-over discounts to customers or when Roy, the man longtime listener Kenneth in Delaware USA recently addressed as “The Broke-Ass Cousin of NBA Legend DeMar DeRozan,” in a quest to remain the world's most humble announcer, gets on the tennis court and joyfully does math in his head as Roy ocassionally pisses himself off by getting Roy's butt kicked, humbly, fair and square, brutally, by some of the best and brightest tennis players in a given area, like Chuck, Jesse, Big Dick, Little Dick, Steve, Luis, Chris, Terry, Tom, Keith, Roger, Ken, Dennis, The Daves, Butch, Bill, John. Mike and more....Important note: To get an even better idea of how Kathy and Roy got together, the following movies are suggested: Mooseport and The Ladies Man, no, really.

The Latest Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Numbers Report-- Average Monthly Unique Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Listeners, Including American Armed Forces Heroes, Per Country. Let's start with The...(tap here to read more)

United States US 25,754 Indonesia ID 18,107 Taiwan TW 20,900 United Kingdom GB 17,492 . Brazil BR 19,111 Nigeria NG 19,299 Egypt EG 16,805 Hong Kong HK 18,256 Canada CA 25,575 Australia AU 24,346 Philippines PH 17,826 India IN 29,537 Malaysia MY 10,002 Spain ES 20,888 Germany DE 44,009 Mexico MX 34,321 France FR 24,983 Italy IT 18,809 Turkey TR 17,444 Iraq IQ 492 Thailand TH 23,227 Netherlands NL 25,454 Israel IL 65,000 Cambodia km 450 Algeria DZ 13,107 Ireland IE 16,499 Romania RO 12,581 Jordan JO 12,616 Poland PL 10,440 Ghana GH 13,101 Argentina AR 29,263 South Africa ZA 19,921 Belgium BE 190 Czechia CZ 188 Ukraine UA 15,111 Japan JP 27,390 Morocco MA 99 South Korea KO 91 Lebanon LB 87 Saudi Arabia SA 445 Austria AT 88 Hungary HU 74 Sweden SE 23,555 Singapore SG 21,000 Pakistan PK 10,041 Bangladesh BD 1,019 Denmark DK 29,842 Greece GR 13,903

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Photo: The One Beer Per Quarter Experience Enjoyed By Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Host Roy O'Dell Gray Sr

Hottest JJ&R Throwback You Get When You Think, “Roy Digs Me Even When I Piss Him Off, But I’m Gonna Stop Cussing Roy Out When A Select Few Like Roger ‘Mr. Tidbit’ Cumbie And Ollie Collins 3 Get Most Of The Attention, Because Streamlining Wins Roy More Romantic Dates With Kathy”
And remember, you rock, not just because you count on ‘Jazz Joy and Roy’ and do the work to remain peaceful like Roy when something, anything, pisses you off, but also because you buy a bunch of stuff from our official website sponsors to help keep Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio afloat...Plus, you always share Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio broadcasts with pissed off Fellow Earthlings, so they, too, can hear Roy deliver Roy's powerful testimony and a Gospel Music Super Sweep towards the end of most JJ&R episodes!

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2nd hottest episode among people who listen to JJ&R–Sun City, AZ 85351. Jazz–Joy–and–Roy Global Radio® with the hard-working Roy O’Dell Gray Sr
And remember, you rock, not just because you count on ‘Jazz Joy and Roy’ and do the work to remain peaceful like Roy when something, anything, pisses you off, but also because you buy a bunch of stuff from our official website sponsors to help keep Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio afloat...Plus, you always share Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio broadcasts with pissed off Fellow Earthlings, so they, too, can hear Roy deliver Roy's powerful testimony and a Gospel Music Super Sweep towards the end of most JJ&R episodes!

Urgent: Official Covid hospital message that could save your life, obtained by Roy's Uncle, Pastor Emeritus LeRoy G. Toliver, a former editor for such CBS shows as 'All In The Family' and 'The Jeffersons' Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio News Release, Monday January 11, 2021 Pastor Emeritus Toliver texted: (tap here to read more)

Hospital sent a message this morning that this virus seems to be spreading quickly via petrol pumps so have asked to tell everyone to wear gloves or use a paper towel when filling up and dispose of straight away -please share -thanks from a surgeon in LGI x --- Covid Medical kit Required at home: 1. Paracetamol 2. Betadine for mouthwash and gargle 3. Vitamin C and D3 5. B complex 6. Vapour+ capsules for steam 7. Oximeter 8. Oxygen cylinder (for emergency only) 9.Breathing Exercises Covid Three stages: 1. Covid only in nose - recovery time is half a day. (Steam inhaling), vitamin C. Usually no fever. Asymptomatic. 2. Covid in throat - sore throat, recovery time 1 day (hot water gargle, warm water to drink, if temp then paracetamol. Vitamin C, Bcomplex. If severe than antibiotic. 3. Covid in lungs- coughing and breathlessness 4 to 5 days. (Vitamin C, B complex, hot water gargle, oximeter, paracetamol, cylinder if severe, lot of liquid required, deep breathing exercise. Stage when to approach hospital: Monitor the oxygen level. If it goes below 92 (normal 98-100) then you need oxygen cylinder. If available at home, then no hospital else admit. *Stay healthy, Stay Safe!* Please forward to all on your contact list. You never know who it may help. Advice from inside isolation hospitals, we can do at home Medicines that are taken in isolation hospitals 1. Vitamin C-1000 2. Vitamin E (E) 3. From (10 to 11) hours, sitting in the sunshine for 15-20 minutes. 4. Egg meal once .. 5. We take a rest / sleep a minimum of 7-8 hours 6. We drink 1.5 liters of water daily 7. All meals should be warm (not cold). And that's all we do in the hospital to strengthen the immune system Note that the pH of coronavirus varies from 5.5 to 8.5 Therefore, all we have to do to eliminate the virus is to consume more alkaline foods above the acidity level of the virus. Such as : Bananas Green lemon - 9.9 pH Yellow Lemon - 8.2 pH Avocado - 15.6 pH * Garlic - 13.2 pH----------end----------

7th Hottest JJ&R Flashback You Get When You Think, “Oh, Yeah, Roy Pays It Forward By Giving So Many Great Live DeeJay Discounts Because, When The Full TMZ.com Bio About Telma Hopkins Was Cut Down To An Excerpt Back In The Day, And No Longer Featured The Jazz Joy and Roy Reference That Brought A Bunch Of Listeners To JazzJoyandRoy.com, Scores Of Other Sites Like MovieFit.Me Picked Up The Full Personal Life Biography Of Hopkins, Which Continues To Bring Droves Of New Listeners To JazzJoyandRoy.com.”
And remember, you rock, not just because you count on ‘Jazz Joy and Roy’ and do the work to remain peaceful like Roy when something, anything, pisses you off, but also because you buy a bunch of stuff from our official website sponsors to help keep Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio afloat...Plus, you always share Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio broadcasts with pissed off Fellow Earthlings, so they, too, can hear Roy deliver Roy's powerful testimony and a Gospel Music Super Sweep towards the end of most JJ&R episodes!

6th Hottest Jazz Joy and Roy Flashback You Get When You Visit Beautiful Arizona USA And Google ‘Disc Jockey’
And remember, you rock, not just because you count on ‘Jazz Joy and Roy’ and do the work to remain peaceful like Roy when something, anything, pisses you off, but also because you buy a bunch of stuff from our official website sponsors to help keep Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio afloat...Plus, you always share Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio broadcasts with pissed off Fellow Earthlings, so they, too, can hear Roy deliver Roy's powerful testimony and a Gospel Music Super Sweep towards the end of most JJ&R episodes!

Urgent: Official Covid hospital message that could save your life, obtained by Roy's Uncle, Pastor Emeritus LeRoy G. Toliver, a former editor for such CBS shows as 'All In The Family' and 'The Jeffersons' Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio News Release, Monday January 11, 2021 Pastor Emeritus Toliver texted: (tap here to read more)

9th Hottest Throwback Among People Who Have Seen Kathy’s Jazz Joy and Roy Painting on JazzJoyandRoy.com
And remember, you rock, not just because you count on ‘Jazz Joy and Roy’ and do the work to remain peaceful like Roy when something, anything, pisses you off, but also because you buy a bunch of stuff from our official website sponsors to help keep Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio afloat...Plus, you always share Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio broadcasts with pissed off Fellow Earthlings, so they, too, can hear Roy deliver Roy's powerful testimony and a Gospel Music Super Sweep towards the end of most JJ&R episodes!

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Photo: The One Beer Per Quarter Experience Enjoyed By Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Host Roy O'Dell Gray Sr

The Jazz Joy and Roy ‘Bible Safety Tip of the Day’ can save our lives. And if you have lost someone, be they pal or beloved pastor like Travis Fullwood, friend or family, please say this prayer with us, in your own words: “Lord, please grant eternal rest unto the dearly departed, and let perpetual light shine upon them. May they rest in peace.” And for the sick pray (in your own words): “Lord, hear our prayers for the sick around the globe and for all who are in need. Right in the middle of their mental and physical ordeals may they seek and find consolation in your healing presence. Show your mercy as you close wounds, cure illness, make broken bodies whole and fill broken hearts with your joy…” And please use your own words to join Jazz Joy and Roy as we pray for the plight of pastors in your neck of the global woods: “Dear God, may the cups of your pastors overflow with your joy as they, wrapped in your compassionate arms, minister to the ever-changing needs of the flock….”

Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.

Hebrews 13:8

If you speak or use your ears for a living like Roy, hydrate (doctor and situation permitting) before, yes, before you perform or do studio work while listening to your favorite Jazz Joy and Roy episodes. With your shoes off, take a nice big gulp of your ice-cold water and continuously wiggle your toes to the beat to help clear any obstruction (sinuses, etc) that can potentially impact hearing or speaking. Keep it up, and try not to yell when slang phrases like “Roy be jammin” escape from your lips. Next, using this handy JJ&R Hydration Clock, take a sip of water each time the red second hand reaches the 1 minute mark! ‘Graydrate’ an hour or more each day with Roy! Graydration also works great for the layperson who enjoys having at least the slightest idea what their spouse is saying. Note: If you are actually suffering from moderate to severe dehydration, please ask your doctor about standard home and commercial solutions.

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