Listen to The Clara Ward Singers when
politics make you madder than a wet dog, plus you’re busier than a one man band….
Listen to The Clara Ward Singers when politics make you madder than a wet dog
Telephone: 714-421-1838—–Email: JazzJoyandRoy@Outlook.com——-Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio, which is broadcast near Costco in Maricopa County USA
Listen to The Clara Ward Singers when
politics make you madder than a wet dog, plus you’re busier than a one man band….
Request Line
Listener Guide— First off, If you’re like Longtime Listener Alice in Santa Monica USA who is pissed over the difficulty experienced when searching for Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio on the television iHeartRadio app and iHeartRadio.com, please rest assured that this is NOT how Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio denies access to listeners who are on the Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio ‘Access To Joy Denied’ list that is reserved for Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listeners who have been deemed violent; and Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio promised Alice in Santa Monica USA that we would make it clear that Alice of Santa Monica USA is NOT, by any stretch of the imagination, on this list……..Type your search in exactly the following way, no exceptions, and keep typing no matter what error message you may get: Jazz Joy and Roy G ————that’s correct, just Jazz Joy and Roy G, no other letters. If this does not completely fix the iHeartRadio TV and iHeartRadio.com issue for you, feel free to yell at us like Alice did, just try to use less than a million swear words, and don’t forget: Most listeners tell us that, while they can appreciate the value of fine Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio broadcast partners like iHeartRadio.com and Amazon.com, they typically have the very best Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listening experience here on JazzJoyandRoy.com, the one and only official website for Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio!———————————-Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy finds other peaceful pissed-off people who refuse to allow pissed-off passion to lead to self destruction…fascinating. Downright fascinating. Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio unites peaceful, high-achieving pissed off people through great music variety. Since 2007, All Fellow Peaceful Black, White, Brown, Purple and Orange Earthlings Who Are Hellbent On Harnessing Their Power And Gifts To Finish Watering Figurative Flowers Like The World’s Finest Global Radio Network, Not Destroy; And Who Put Kind Over Matter As They Warmly Embrace, Not Demonize Other Pissed Off People Who Flock To Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio For Musical Healing...When Something, Anything, Pisses Them Off...have been able to feed their Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio addiction for free. The only thing Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio asks is that listeners sing or hum along when they hear a great song --but try not to hog the whole song, leave an opening for others to join in--after pressing the Red and White Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Button, and, above all, turn Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio up! —————-Turning Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio up extra, extra loud helps joyful, but terrible singers like Roy Sr drown themselves out when singing along, so that they have fewer opportunities to piss themselves off when it dawns on them—and it always does, eventually—that they have not even managed to get into the same zip code as the nearest key and they just don’t have the gift to sing well like so many others in Roy’s family, like Roy Jr, Mary Mary, Ki, Warryn Campbell, Cam, Ginger, The Jacobs, Cerdan, Darlene, April, Tasha, LaFrance, Shiela, Gail, Onesha, Stephen and many, many more….——-—————-And remember, keep striving to be more and more like Legendary Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Listeners Alfred And Wife Kim in Michigan USA, who always detail precisely what Legendary Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Listeners Alfred And Wife Kim have been doing to spread the news about Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio, before asking how the show is going; and keep your device locked on Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio, recalling, as two professionally bright people were recently overheard saying, paraphrasing here, “When all Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listeners do a little forgiving, no Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listener has to forgive a lot.....”----------- Most Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listeners who listen daily to the Jazz Joy and Roy STFU radio specials (for best results, most of Roy’s energy redirection suggestions require that participants STFU) and loosely adhere to the following Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio tips find that repeatedly forgiving a Fellow Earthling in their hearts comes down to whether the distance from which they repeatedly forgive that person will be inches, feet, yards or miles (and miles and miles) away: ——————In addition to your normal daily 30 to 60 minute “Pissed Off Passion Control” workout, Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio now recommends 4 to 6 reps of the exercise of your choice, situation permitting, each time your mind relives the occurrence that pissed you off or each time your pissed-off passion makes you cough, sneeze, barf or defecate, whichever comes first....—————Also, Jazz Joy and Roy suggests being prepared to utilize the powerful energy from your anger to finally do some of your most tedious procrastinated chores (filling out the Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio most-requested songs log, adding a tune when it receives four or more requests, remembering that streamlining tasks like this frees up some quality time for Kathy; and reviewing the thousands of songs submitted to Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio by music promoters for airplay are Roy’s). —————-Another way to use that passion for the greater good is giving a soothing, custom crafted massage to another pissed off person (spouses are ideal) to relieve your own tennis/weight lifting pain and pissed off passion (really works for Roy, who has been successfully massaging women since the age of 5), switching hands each time pissed off passions re-emerge....—————-And please remember that being asked to repeat something when you are already pissed off can increase a Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listener's pissed off passion. Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio recommends avoiding wild hand gestures and suggests that you compress your diaphragm or stomach muscles without necessarily getting louder when repeating yourself to minimize emotional and throat aggravation, relaxing the abdominal muscles when voicing fresh opinions/ideas or when silent. This exercise also helps Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listeners de-escalate the situation by controlling your tone of voice and guarding your words. This also helps entertainers and speakers like Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio's very own Roy avoid getting hoarse before a Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio or DJ appearance.—————-Occasionally, we get Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listeners who are not currently pissed off. These Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listeners should watch the faces of others carefully for sweaty foreheads (sweaty listeners tell us they get pissed off faster than those who are not and can be easily tamed with an ice cold beverage). Most importantly, be on the lookout for the squinting WTF expression, as the squinting WTF expression is hard to hide and knee-jerk, instantly letting you know that you just pissed somebody else off. Another thing unpissed Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listeners can do is allow the invigorating memories brought back by the nonstop Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio music to propel their exercise and massages, changing exercises or massage hands as the Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listener’s marvelous memories change......—————————As for those Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio listeners who tell us that they have a hard time imagining Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Host Roy pissed off and would get a kick out of witnessing Roy’s pissed off passions, here are a few suggestions: 1. Find Roy on the tennis court one day and look on as Roy pisses himself off when Roy fails to hydrate properly or hits an intended deep top spin lob way too short or misses a down the line backhand. 2. Go work at a store, and when Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy and Kathy buy something over which there is price or policy miscommunication, insinuate or, better yet, just flat out say it’s the fault of Roy’s beautiful and articulate wife Kathy. Plus, you should act like you don’t even know that Kathy has won multiple awards for her communications with some of the most celebrated celebrities in Hollywood and that, each and every time Kathy becomes pissed off at Roy, Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s very own Roy comes away with a crystal clear understanding of precisely what pissed Kathy off, whether it be the huge discounts Roy is famous for giving DJ and Voice Over clients or Roy’s propensity for treating each Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio client like they’re paying a million bucks. It’s worth noting here that Kathy accomplishes all this without name calling or profanity——that’s right, Kathy is so effective at communicating that Kathy doesn’t even have to use the term “pissed off” for Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy to know that Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy pissed her off! So, if a store rep fails to employ age-old problem ownership phrases like, “I’m so sorry that happened to you” or “Here’s what I CAN do,” even though the rep might not truly be at fault, they piss Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy off and Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy let’s them know, carefully following Kathy’s example of no swearing and no name calling. 3. Pretend that you're Don J from Newport News, Virginia USA, to whom Roy has this to say: "Hey, Don J, the namecalling you did in your recent complaints about my spinning Rap requests has pissed me off. To recap, you are always welcome to voice your pissed off complaints to Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio, Don J, but do not--I repeat--do not piss me off by launching personal attacks on my other listeners, just because their musical tastes are not the same as yours. You pissed me off, Don J. But I forgive you." 4. Pretend that you're Shonda W of Houston, TX USA, to whom Roy has this to say: "Shonda W, you pissed me off when you stooped to namecalling in your pissed off rants about the people who have requested Country music. But I forgive you, Shonda W, and I thank you for revealing your pissed off passion to Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio, where the goal is to marry all us pissed off people at the global radio alter of the very best music variety."———— And, yes, Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy still pisses himself off when Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy fails to find brilliant, creative, tactful and succinct ways to remind the amazing DJ and Voice Over customers who live in the same great desert community as Roy that, no matter how exciting the opportunity, there is “no way” Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy is going to engage in any outdoor activity (not even tennis anymore, tennis) that does not allow Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy to keep one hand on a Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio sun blocking umbrella (yours for only $79.99), after 7am between April and September...—————————- And, yes, indeed, Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio would have never been born but for the pissed off passions surrounding Roy's creative differences with otherwise fanatically supportive and brilliant radio bosses, who frequently saw Roy vote with Roy’s feet. However, one completely forgiven radio network executive who had kept in touch with Roy for over a year to prep Roy for a spot as the network's next big star got so pissed off when Roy used spicy language in a tennis sports report during paid practice---that's right, practice---that he had security toss Roy out of the building and onto Roy’s butt, which landed in a Culver City USA parking lot. So, Roy really is an expert at forgiving forever the multiple media people that Roy has pissed off. In fact, it was shortly after launching a “forgive everybody all day, every day” initiative in his own heart that Kathy got Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy discovered by the likes of TV’s Telma Hopkins and Jenifer Lewis, whose high energy Jazz Joy and Roy promos caused Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio to flourish.------ And, yes, Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Host Roy O’Dell Gray Sr is still resisting the temptation to sell access to Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio, because Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy gets so much joy from calming down pissed off listeners around the globe that Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy would not even accept the money that Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy gets for Deejay/Voice-Over services, nor would Roy take the money Roy makes when you buy a bunch of stuff from JazzJoyandRoy.com advertisers, if Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy did not also derive joy from reducing the pissed off passions of Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Kathy, whose first ever glance at Roy appeared, in Roy’s view, to scream, “Get lost, Uppity Little Black Man, you’re pissing me off” and whose exceptional pissed off passion won her the job of Pissed Off Executive Producer, Pissed Off Music Director, Pissed Off Manager, and Pissed Off Head of the Super Frequent Marital Relations With The Charming and Calmly Confident Host division of Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio, featuring Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy, who still believes that, fixing something, anything, or singing in a remotely recognizable key excepted, Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio’s Roy “can do all things through”—-well, you know the verse.———————“Hey, Roy, just want you to know that my husband and I have been listening to you almost every night hear in Canada ever since we had the pleasure of meeting you at that awesome car show when we visited Arizona.”—Darlene M.———————“Hello there, Roy. I don’t have to tell that that Sun Bowl where you MC’d the car show before the pandemic is as huge as it is beautiful. I walked around that whole venue til I found you to tell you that, until I heard you, I had never heard an announcer who made me want to hear him do more commercials than play music. Funny thing is, I bumped into other people who were trying to find you to tell you the same kind of stuff! I’m so glad I found your radio show online, but do we have to go catch you at another event somewhere to hear more of those ads where you use specially selected music to sell stuff?”—Rachel S.
Skip to content