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For fastest relief of both top-of-mind and repressed pissed-off passion, turn up Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio really loud. If you happen to be the recipient of someone else's pissed off passion or even, God forbid, psychological warfare and other super tricky forms of subterfuge sometimes used by pissed off people; with regard to any fussing or complaining you may be doing, quickly STFU to harness every iota of your pissed off energy as you continue, if at all possible, to hum/sing along with the music Roy is playing for you; and get to work getting great or greater at a positive task or skill set, as you commit to staying peaceful like Roy, because giving in to the primitive and deceptive urge to put your foot up another human being’s backside is self-hatred and always leads to some form of self destruction, whether it be physical, emotional or judicial. Love yourself, keep your listening device locked on Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio. 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