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Telephone: 714-421-1838—–Email: JazzJoyandRoy@Outlook.com——-Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio, which is broadcast near Costco in Maricopa County USA
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Since 2007, All Fellow Peaceful Black, White, Brown, Purple and Orange Earthlings Who Put Kind Over Matter and Flock To Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio For Musical Healing When Something, Anything, Pisses Them Off, have been able to feed their Jazz Joy and Roy addiction for free, but all have been required to sing or hum along when they hear a great song after pressing the Red and White Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Button, and, above all, turn it up! —————-And remember, keep your device locked on Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio and, as two professionally bright people were recently overheard saying, “When everybody does a little forgiving, nobody has to forgive a lot.....”----------- Most listeners who loosely adhere to the following tips find that repeatedly forgiving a Fellow Earthling in their hearts comes down to whether the distance from which they repeatedly forgive that person will be inches, feet, yards or miles (and miles and miles) away: ——————Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio now recommends 4 to 6 reps of the exercise of your choice, situation permitting, each time your mind relives the occurrence that pissed you off....—————Also, Jazz Joy and Roy suggests being prepared to utilize the powerful energy from your anger to finally do some of your most tedious procrastinated chores (filling out the most-requested songs log, adding a tune when it receives four or more requests, remembering that streamlining tasks like this frees up some quality time for Kathy; and reviewing the thousands of songs submitted to Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio by music promoters for airplay are Roy’s). —————-Another way to use that passion for the greater good is giving a soothing massage to another pissed off person (spouses are ideal) to relieve your own pissed off passions (really works for Roy, who has been successfully massaging women since the age of 5), switching hands each time pissed off passions re-emerge....—————-Occasionally, we get listeners who are not currently pissed off. These listeners should allow the invigorating memories brought back by Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio music to propel their exercise and massages, changing exercises or massage hands as the memories change......—————————As for those listeners who tell us that they have a hard time imagining Roy pissed off and would get a kick out of witnessing Roy’s pissed off passions, here’s a suggestion: Go work at a store, and when Roy and Kathy buy something over which there is price or policy miscommunication, insinuate or, better yet, just flat out say it’s the fault of Roy’s beautiful and articulate wife Kathy. Plus, you should act like you don’t even know that Kathy has won multiple awards for her communications skills and that, each and every time Kathy becomes pissed off at Roy, Roy comes away with a crystal clear understanding of precisely what pissed Kathy off, whether it be the huge discounts Roy is famous for giving DJ and Voice Over clients or Roy’s propensity for treating each client like they’re paying a million bucks. It’s worth noting here that Kathy accomplishes all this without name calling or profanity——that’s right, Kathy is so effective at communicating that Kathy doesn’t even have to use the term “pissed off” for Roy to know that Roy pissed her off! So, if a store rep fails to employ age-old problem ownership phrases like, “I’m so sorry” or “Here’s what I CAN do,” they piss Roy off and Roy let’s them know, carefully following Kathy’s example of no swearing and no name calling.———— And, yes, Roy still pisses himself off when Roy fails to find brilliant, creative, tactful and succinct ways to remind the amazing DJ and Voice Over customers who live in the same great desert community as Roy that, no matter how exciting the opportunity, there is “no way” Roy is going to engage in any outdoor activity that does not allow Roy to keep one hand on a sun blocking umbrella, except tennis, after 7am between April and September...—————————- And, yes, Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio Host Roy O’Dell Gray Sr is still resisting the temptation to sell access to Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio, because Roy gets so much joy from calming down pissed off listeners around the globe that Roy would not even accept the money that Roy gets for Deejay/Voice-Over services, nor would Roy take the money Roy makes when you buy a bunch of stuff from JazzJoyandRoy.com advertisers, if Roy did not also derive joy from reducing the pissed off passions of Kathy, whose first ever glance at Roy appeared, in Roy’s view, to scream, “Get lost, Little Man, you’re pissing me off” and who is the executive producer, manager, and head of the Frequent Marital Relations With The Host division of Jazz Joy and Roy Global Radio.———————“Hey, Roy, just want you to know that my husband and I have been listening to you almost every night hear in Canada ever since we had the pleasure of meeting you at that awesome car show when we visited Arizona.”—Darlene M.———————“Hello there, Roy. I don’t have to tell that that Sun Bowl where you MC’d the car show before the pandemic is as huge as it is beautiful. I walked around that whole venue til I found you to tell you that, until I heard you, I had never heard an announcer who made me want to hear him do more commercials than play music. Funny thing is, I bumped into other people who were trying to find you to tell you the same kind of stuff! I’m so glad I found your radio show online, but do we have to go catch you at another event somewhere to hear more of those ads where you use specially selected music to sell stuff?”—Rachel S.
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